Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.”ĭo young adult books still sell well? 17. And, uh, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.”Īt least the paper market was on the downhill trend at the start of the show’s running. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. “So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.”Įffort is really hard to put forth sometimes. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. Anyone else worked retail with a terrible manager? 13. Really small amounts of power go to everyone’s head. “This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head.” ![]() We don’t think we’d get used to the rattling noise a bunch of nickels in our phone would make. “I had to put more and more nickels in his handset, so he would get used to the weight. We’re slowly figuring out that most of Jim’s good quotes are him messing with Dwight. Well if you lose something just try retracing your steps. “Okay, well you’re the one who lost the desk.” It’s like The Matrix except the simulation is just your fax machine and Morpheus is just your old coworker from a different state. “Really? Hats off to you for not seeing race.” He’s probably going to keep some stupid salseman on the line forever until his boss makes a million dollar sale. Almost like you’re putting the cart not exactly before the horse, but really close. We don’t care if it’s a sitcom and we all know how it ends. “I ate a tuna sandwich on my first day, so then Andy started calling me ‘Big Tuna.’ I don’t think any of them know my real name.” ![]() Yeah it would take some more Christmas-ing and some amount of relationships for Jim to get around to doing that. “Because Christmas is the time… To tell people how you feel.” “Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?” Side note: do not bring a blow up doll to your place of work. She’s actually here if you wanna meet her.” “Actually I am in an office relationship. 24 Most Disillusioned Jim Halpert Quotes 1. But hair choices aside, here are some of the most disillusioned Jim Halpert quotes from The Office. If you’ve seen the show, you know what we’re talking about. ![]() Though hopefully not everyone shares his early-season hairstyle. Either way, Jim was always set up to be the “every-man” of the cast. If you’ve seen The Office, you probably related to (and liked) Jim a lot–or you thought he was a jerk who spent over $10,000 annoying his coworker.
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